you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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