Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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