what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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