I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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