i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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