Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
