The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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