She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
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