I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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