Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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