just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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