8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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