just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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