Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Randomize
