so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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