Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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