Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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