Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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