I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Randomize
