Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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