If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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