ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
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go home
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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