Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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