its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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