i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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