On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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