Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I need moral support for this bender
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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