Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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