weddingsv make me drug and hornr
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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