she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
