Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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