I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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