I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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