I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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