Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
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