This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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