just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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