Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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