Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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