she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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