Those balls look pretty dangerous.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
