Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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