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Wipe that smile off your face.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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