great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Randomize
