i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
sarcasm needs its own font
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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