I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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