doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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