what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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