Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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