so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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