this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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