I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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