So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
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