My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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