Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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