are you still at the devil's house?
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My balls are so social today.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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