I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
